Cartman: You guys want to hear a funny joke my grandpa told me? Magic carpetit's gonna be. Carrie Fisher: My mother was a golden shower queen. Gilbert Gottfried: He could have an arm like Popeye, Carrot Top: So a guy goes into a, uh, into a talent agent and he says, "Hey, dude, check it out, I got a great act!" Mark Elliott: With the click of the mouse, you bring the story to life! WebPolice have not yet found the missing baby of runaway aristocrat Constance Marten and her rapist lover Mark Gordon - and have applied for 36 hours more to quiz them.. Choo-choo-choo,choo-choo. Toulouse: Why didn't I answer? Uncle Waldo: Oh, righto, girls. Naturellement! ln trouble! [Footage of Thunder Mountain Railroad and Epcot are shown] Now, here's a special messagefrom Walt Disney World. Doug Stanhope: So it's finally just a whole prolapsed rectum. A very enthusiastic--. Oh, that's thatfamous restaurant. O'Malley: Duchess. Mark Elliott: "Toy Story", the newest Disney sensation on video. Ooh. [Offscreen]Good riddance. Quick, kittens! "Aladdin 2: The Return of Jafar" took you beyond imagination. IT'S JUST, "HERE WE GO, FOLKS." Hey, Lafayette. Something horrible is happening. Duchess:[ Laughing ]They could hardly keep their eyes open. For the aristocrats, the wholesome tv dad dreamt up one of the most depraved setups ever for one killer punchline. Obviously a philanderer who trifleswith unsuspecting women's hearts. We can bring in people from the past, because we can do that now you know they got those commercials with Humphrey Bogart and all that other bullshit. WebThe Aristocats! Next Its an opportunity for the grossest part of a comics brain to go wild. Now, just a few dunks. The Aristocrats- Not Telling The Joke. His chin isvery weak too. And that! And aristocatic flair in what they do and what they say. O'Malley:Wellguess they won'tneed me any more. [Clips of "The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh" are shown]. [onscreen]Down underneath here. [Grunting]Lafayette! Stop! And for goodness sakes,do be careful! "Oh, we're N*gger C*nts. 0:55. [After the Walt Disney Pictures logo, silent clips of "Aladdin" and "Aladdin 2" are shown]. This-- Well, this mansion? Watch your mouth. [Snarling,Hissing]. [Screaming]Nice doggy! Darling, why, that--Why, that's ridiculous. A porn version of that age old joke kept alive by comedians throughout the years. Its an opportunity for the grossest part of a comics brain to go wild. He hit me on the head. Beau Weaver: And here's what's new from Disney Interactive. Marie:[offscreen]Mama, may we watch Toulouse paintbefore we startour music lesson? As I'm singing, "What'll I Have That I Don't Mario Cantone: Where'd that note go? Roquefort: Don't come in! Hugo: Way to go, lover boy! Billy Bunny: [sings] That is what we really do so, yow! I'll think of a way. Edgar Balthazar: Alright: The coast is clear. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Just in time now! Napoleon: Mm-mm. He's just helping us to get to--. We give the first few rows garbage bags. Marie: It's creme de la cremea la Edgar. That'll be turning it on. O'Malley: No trouble at all,little princess. [chuckling] Just like you say, Thomas. So much likeour own dear England. Beau Weaver: And now, our feature presentation. Duchess: Now, now, darlings. Abigail,Amelia & Uncle Waldo: [ Laughing ]. Mark Elliott: He lived a solitary life behind stone walls. Georges Hautecourt: Now, then, madame, who arethe beneficiaries? John Leader: He created a motion picture based on a story that held a special place in his heart. Possibly a reprobate. Hold on, Kyle. Chorus: [sings] Winnie the Pooh. Multiplied by nine times. From the theater.to your living room. Abigail: [offscreen]Fancy that, a cat learning how to swim. Andy's birthday festival's been movedto today. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: Come along, Duchess. Lafayette: [offscreen;chuckling]This time, I get the tender part. Buzz's suit glows a bright green light]. I lie on a chaise lounge, naked, reading sonnets from Shakespeare, and my third sister, she makes a painting very similar to Decroix's 'The Girl'." And I always throw in that. Now, please, darling, settle down,and play meyour pretty little song. Georges Hautecourt:Adelaide,what's that music? Edgar Balthazar: Oh, uh-- May Igive you a hand, sir? All aboard! [sings] A guy so swell. While the son, still with his mother's shit in his mouth, goes over and licks the baby's tiny little balls. I'd like to send it to the kids from the show "Full House". Which pets possessthe longest pedigree? It doesn't matter what it's called! O'Malley: [Gasping]Alrighty, whatever. Clopin and Chorus: [singing] BellsofNotreDame! And then the rest of the band's gonna jump up and we're gonna sing "Shine Your Shoes, Shine Your Shoes." Short no. Buzz Lightyear: [Presses the red circle button again and closes his wings] Thank you. Marie:[offscreen]Abraham de Lacy Giuseppe Casey! What made them think that this this was entertaining? The joke ends with the agent asking what the bizarre act is called, and the family replies. You can put people to death for what goes on in the best versions of this joke! Only one comedian could rival the late Bob Sagets take on the classic Aristocrats joke: Gilbert Gottfried, the gravel-throated comedian who reveled in raunch who died at the age of 67. Duchess: Now that will do, honey. O'Malley: I'm all right,Duchess,honey. Whew! Napoleon: They're black--How would I know that? [Metro TrainWhistle Blowing] Oh no, train! [ Singing ]Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ayTa-ra-ra-boom-de-ay[Humming]. We shall fly to Parison a magic carpet,side by side. Every member of the family, including the dog, violates one another orally, digitally, and genitally. Those cats have got to go! Marie: Thank you, Mr. O'Malley,for saving my life. Mark Elliott: The third and final chapter of the emotional trilogy. Shun Gon: Oh, boy, fellas! Bruce Vilanch: I am catching the ping-pong balls and I'm catching them in my ass. Duchess:[offscreen]And, wham, when weneeded you, you were right there. He rips off his wife's bra. If we're going to Paris ourselves, why don't youjoin us? Mac:[offscreen]Yup, and she goesall the way to Timbuktu. Duchess: Oh! Oh, no! You've just rescued Thomas, right? And he's like, "It's not a f***in' prop act, is it?". I'm the leader! I'll be gone. Something smells awfully good. I'm still tryin'to get to SHORE! Which pets are knownto never show their claws? [ Laughing ]That always makes melaugh, sir. They're too cutesy." Edgar was in it. [Screen fades from black, showing some of the locations from the film]. Georges Hautecourt: [voice] Edgar you say? "The Aristocrats" (also called "The Debonaires" or "The Sophisticates" in some tellings) is a taboo-defying off-color joke that has been told by numerous stand-up comedians since the vaudeville era. He had one of the most iconic voices in hollywood, most. Scat Cat:Hold it, cats! We have guys f***ing and sucking, blowing armadillos, diddling like an 11-year old cheerleader. Here we go. Doug stanhope's variation of the aristocrats joke. Toulouse: Frogs? Where did these people find employment! Judy Gold: People can get up on stage if they want to, you know, finger my niece or touch my nephew's penis. And certainly no one can do this betterthan my faithful servant, Edgar. This is reallynot lady like. [Huffing]. As the butler pushes the trunk toward the door, O'Malley pushes from the other side. The horse blocks the road. Mark Elliott: This summer, live the adventure. Step on the gas, Napoleon! Napoleon: Wait a minute, that's funny. This is a family who are raping their own children, and performing bestiality! Toulouse. I wouldlike to see your pad,and meet your friend Scat Cat. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [Laughing]Now, Georges, do you must be serious. Frollo: [To Phoebus, unimpressed] Look at that disgusting display. [Chuckling, Sniffing] So, what is that appetizing smell? Elizabeth blair explores the dark world of comedy. The alley cats attack Edgar], [Roquefort spins the lock and it opens. Young cat. Get-- Get washed downa storm drain. Bill Maher: It's a family act, but it's a twist because they're retarded. Amelia: Abigail, we were bornwith flat feet. O'Malley: Well, now, uh--What I meant-- You see, l--. The joke ends with the agent asking what the bizarre act is called, and the family replies the aristocrats. Toulouse: Gee whiz! O'Malley: Well, of course. Hugh hefner, gilbert gottfried and the filthiest joke ever toldfrom 2005 the documentary 'the aristocrats' directed by paul provenza, penn jillette In addition to detailing the history of the joke,. My grandfather is the jockey, comes in third and paid $2.80! Oh. Uhoh, yes. Well if a guy is fist f***ing his daughter, who's young, and her a**hole is pretty small, and this is a grown man with a big hand. Clopin: [sings] Here it is, the moment you've been waiting for. Look out for Edgar! Girls! Abigail: And you, dear,you take this place. Butler did it. Roquefort: Well, yes. Roquefort: Mm. Lafayette:Well, c'est la guerre,Napoleon. Kittens! Mr. O'Malley knows a placewhere we can stay tonight, and tomorrow we can all go home. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: You're a shamelessflatterer, Georges. Napoleon: 'Cause I outrank you,that's why. O'Malley runs and Edgar chases him. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: Of course, Frou-Frou,I almost forgot. [offscreen]Ah. [ Humming ]Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ayTa-ra-ra-boom-de--Oops! You eitherare or you're not. Lafayette: Oh, shucks, Napoleon. Stocks and bonds? Georges Hautecourt:Very well. Kittens! YeahAbraham de LacyGiuseppe CaseyThomas O'MalleyO'Malleythe alley catThat's rightAnd I'm very proud of that (Spoken)Yeah! [The black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video and Pixar Animation Studios logos appear]. They get the- towait. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: That's right. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: Oh, indeed I do. Napoleon: It's squeaky shoesapproachin', man. [After the Walt Disney Pictures logo, we fade to a black background]. In the 2005 documentary the aristocrats, bob saget stole the show with a wildly inappropriate take on a classic joke. That feels good,Lafayette. And saying, "This is totally wrong! Duchess:No, not at all. Duchess: Now, now, Thomas. Even if the punchline was the 1%, the joke would. It looks like a serated sea snake. Edgar Balthazar: Whoa, Frou-Frou, whoa. It's a totally different show. Have some. [Laughing]My two favorite nooses! Fisherman's luck. [Grunting]Lafayette. Oh! Now, this isno time for fun and games. Let's rock the joint! Thank goodness you're safe! because in a joke that's what happens. BAM THEM WITH AS POLITE A So the piano player starts to play. July 28, 20058:25 PM. O'Malley: "Basted"? [ Chuckling ]. Uncle Waldo: Girls, it's outrageous! And, Berlioz,well, such behaviouris most unbecomingto a lovely gentleman. It probes the darkest, sickest places of the John Leader: Now, that movie can be part of your family's collection of grand Disney animated classics. The joke itself generally begins with a family auditioning for a talent agency. Take that! Scat Cat:Mousy, you just struck out. You never hear a physicist going, "It's a muon, you c*nt!". Ooh! This joke was met with boos and jeers of "too soon." And that was my vacation. Mark Elliott: But a band of notorious thieves. Andy Richter: [in front of his infant child] I pull up Mommy's dress and I put my wiener in her butt. They're the startof my new foundation. The setup, always the same, begins with a family pitching an act to a talent agent. WebThe joke itself is very simple. I almost fell. Size nine-and-a-half. Now, run along downstairs. Not bad,eh, Frou-Frou old girl? Clopin: Up there, high, high in the dark bell tower lives the mysterious bell ringer. Kyle keeps interrupting him as the story gets more filthy, but Cartman simply disregards him and continues. You don't suppose--. Mark Elliott: On sale now, you can eventually own the Academy-Award winning box office hit, the most spoke-about movie of the year, the one video the entire world has been waiting for. Gilbert Gottfried Aristocrats joke (2) VindictivePotato. They're old buddiesand they're real swingers. Gee, I'm cold and I'm w-wet. Beautiful. Toulouse: I'll bet we walkeda hundred miles. I mean, oh, each cat will liveabout 12 years. Duchess: Marie, darling. And the talent agent says, "Sorry, we don't sign family acts. Groove it, cat! (2x) But I think we shouldget on with the will. Otto Peterson: [talking through his ventriloquist's dummy] Have you ever noticed that when you kick your girlfriend in the C*NT she calls the cops? The Aristocrats Joke, Card Trick. [ Stammering ]D-D-Don't rush me. O'Malley:Well, if you're applyingfor the job, well--. Funny Knock Knock Jokes To Tell Your Friends. Andy Richter: Then I move my wiener back and forth, until stuff shoots out. Phoebus: She's very lucky to have a friend like you. [Tearing]Oh drat! Lafayette:Okay,man, let's charge. Hamm: Hey, heads up, everybody. Hold on! Amelia: And don't worry about form, sir. Bob Saget: There's my friend Paul and right now I'm looking at his dinger. Toulouse: But you know what? O'Malley: Well, humans don't really worrytoo much about their pets. Napoleon: Right there, man. Peppo:Oh, we didn't mean-a to,to rough a-you, squeaky! Then we see a picture of Walt Disney]. They start going down on each other all different kinds of combinations, there's 69, there's 29, cause the kids are young, there's 9. Title of infamous joke without a punchline. It received publicity when it was used by Gilbert Gottfried during the Friars' Club roast of Hugh Hefner in September 2001. https://www.quotes.net/movies/the_aristocrats_144090, https://www.quotes.net/movies/the_aristocrats_quotes_144090. What do you think? Duchess: Oh, no, no, no. Edgar Balthazar: Ah, good day, sir. Penn Jillette: What do you call an act like that? You ready? [Whispering]Can you keep a secret? Ooh. Duchess:Oh, Thomas, Thomas,that would be wonderful. (2x) Oh, Marie, are you all right? [As the black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo appears, the "Winnie the Pooh" theme cues up. It's a totally different show. Georges Hautecourt: [ Singing ]Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ayTa-ra-ra-boom-de-ay[ Humming ]Oh. Whoa! Let's getout of here. Duchess:[offscreen]And they are very fond of you. Choo-choo-choo-choo,choo-choo-choo-choo. Marie: And Marie. [baby begins to cry] Yeah I didn't like it that much myself. Now think "goose.". Duchess: Please, girls. Why didnt he stop them the minute he saw the father unzipping his pants and saying, This is totally wrong. All: [offscreen]Everybody(2x)Everybodywants to be-A Lafayette:Hey, Napoleon,that sounds like the end. Beau Weaver: From moviesto magical vacations. Yes! the father shakes his head, no, no. Very poetic. Until gottfried, the aristocrats was mostly an inside joke among comedians. [looks under the sheet of his doodle pad] Umone minor note here. The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time Roquefort:You're darn tootin'I'm on the level! O'Malley: [Gasping] Help? Brian Cummings: Coming this summer, join Kermit and his new friend Billy Bunny in their very first Muppet sing-along video: "Billy Bunny's Animal Songs". Who do you want me to sue, eh? Amelia: Of course, my dear. "Moe, Larry, the cheese!" They're Oxford shoes. Title of infamous joke without a punchline. But I don't remember what was so "bad." I say, that's not at all bad. Edgar Balthazar: Cats inherit first! My own penthouse pad. Isn't she, Duchess? Georges Hautecourt: Evening. But then the mother goes, "Please, sir, if you just give us two minutes, we know you'll like our act." Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [offsceen] Oh, my goodness, Edgar. Our poor owner,in that big mansion where we lived,all alone. I'm not at home at all. [The screen flashes again, but this time with the white screen fading to a black background with text saying "Coming to Theaters Summer 1996"]. The real joke is, it's not a IT'S JUST, "HERE WE GO, FOLKS." [offscreen]They're gone. [ Singing ]Everybody's pickin' upon that feline beat'Cause everything else is obsolete, O'Malley [ Singing ] A square with a horn makes youwish you weren't born, Scat Cat: [ Singing ]Every time he plays, O'Malley: [ Singing ] But with a squarein the actYou can setmusic back, Scat Cat: [ Singing ]To the caveman days[ Scats ], O'Malley: [offscreen; singing]I've heard some corny birdswho tried to sing, Scat Cat: [ Singing ]Still the cat's the only catwho knows how to swing, Billy Boss: [ With Russian Accent ]Who wants to dig a long-hairedgig and stufflike that, O'Malley and Scat Cat: [ Singing ]When everybody wants to be a catA square with a horn makes youwish you weren't bornEvery time he plays, O'Malley: [ Singing ] Oh, a-rinky tinky dinky, O'Malley and Scat Cat: [ Singing ]With a square in the actyou can set music backTo the caveman days, Marie: [ Singing ] Oh, a-rinky dinky tinky, Trio: [ Singing ]Yes, everybody wants to be a catEverybody wants to be a catBecause a cat's the only cat, who knows where it's atWhen playin' jazzhe always has a welcome mat'Cause everybodydigs a swingin' cat. She goes, "Well, my sister plays the cello. Did you haveany luck at all? Duchess: Yes. [offscreen]Berlioz, here we are. WebWith nothing left to lose, he launched into the Aristocrats joke, shifting gears with a decisive, OK, a talent agent is sitting in his office. He goes on for nine minutes and 50 Roquefort:It's notreally hard, Berlioz. [The movie logo appears one last time] "The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh". Sorry, it was half Roquefort:H-How about--O' Grady? Georges Hautecourt: Let go of my cane, man! Don't mindif I do. Marie: And are we reallygonna ride on it? Duchess: Over here, darling. He's been hereall the time. Edgar Balthazar: Oh, another ringer, sir. Oh, perish the thought. [Humming TuneFrom Carmen]. Frogs: [singing] Needeep, croak, ribbit, croak, needeep. Frogs: [singing] There's so much to say, but we have all day. It was my favorite role. Lafayette: Hey, Napoleon! Doug Stanhope: With this bleeding anus splattering on the crowd. No, it's less than that. Uncle Waldo: Dreadful! Disney classic animated feature aristocats script (version 1.0) disclaimer: Which pets are blessed with the fairest forms and faces? Amelia: Sir. Marie: [singing] Doe me sodoe doe so me doeEvery truly culturedmusic student knowsYou must learn your scalesand your arpeggios[Catching A Breath]Bring the music ringingFrom your chestand not your noseWhile you sing your scalesand your arpeggios, Berlioz: [singing] If you're faithful toYour daily practicingYou will find your progressis encouragingDoe me so me doe me so mefa la so it goesWhen you do your scalesand your arpeggios, Duchess andMarie: [Singing]Doe me so doe, doe so me doeDoe me so doedoe so me doeThough at fiirst it seemsas though it doesn't showLike a tree, abilitywill root and grow, Toulouse: Duchess andMarie: lf you're smartyou'll learn by heartWhat every artist knows, Duchess andMarie:You must sing your scales, Edgar Balthazar: Ah, good evening,my little ones. O'Malley:Well, girls, see ya around. 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